On a lighter note...
“Ali Baba and the Forty Thieves” is now ‘Ali Baba and the Thirty Thieves… 10 were laid off!
“Batman and Robin” is now “Batman and Pedro”. Batman fired Robin and hired Pedro because Pedro was willing to work twice the hours at the same rate!
Women are finally marrying for love! And not money!
Q: With the current market turmoil, what's the easiest way to make a small fortune?
A: Start off with a large one.
Q: What's the difference between an American and a Zimbabwean?
A: In a few weeks, nothing.
The credit crunch is getting bad isn't it? I mean, I let my brother borrow $10 a couple of weeks back, it turns out I'm now America 's third biggest lender.
Thursday, February 26, 2009
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